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Post by Jack on Jan 6, 2012 8:50:51 GMT -8
Dear Kevala,
I require Beaver, raw and juicy.
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Silk Sanada
Adept
I'm the one and only Knightess bitch!
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Post by Silk Sanada on Jan 6, 2012 8:57:58 GMT -8
Dear Kev,
I wasn't talking to your Boyfriend before, but now I am.
P.S. You could do better... Just sayin'.
-Silk
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Dear Jack(The fictional one),
I'd like to start this letter off saying... I lost the coin toss and that you should probably read this with a bored expression and a monotone voice. You may not understand that, so let me explain.
My writer had me all excited cause I was told you were going to do some Epic trolling. Now... after reading the first part of your little... tantrum... My writer felt very disappointed and suddenly decided sleep was more important then waiting to hear the rest. Now, Autumn was wanting to put you in your place. She was all excited cause of various reasons... but... the writer decided that we would flip a coin instead of wasting her time writing two replies to something that seemed like one of her special cousin's wrote it. I called heads... I lost the coin toss...
That being said... I suppose I should teach you where you went wrong...
First off, when calling women skanks or hos... please make sure all women that you are calling skanks and hos are indeed, skanks and hos. Because as Autumn Thompson wants me to point out... she never actually put out of her own free will, she was raped. Nor does she dress like said skank/ho. She actually avoids people in general. So your terminology of her is incorrect.
As for my self. I am shamelessly aggressive in my flirting and perhaps too comfortable with my male friends. However, I have only slept with one man in my life and while I do dress like a skank/ho, I wasn't aware one's apparel labeled them. Since that is the case, you sir... dress like a douche bag. Just letting ya know.
Also, when calling people Skanks and hos, please know which is a gardening tool, and which is a promiscuous woman. A hoe is a gardening tool. A ho, is a slut/whore/skank.
What else? Oh yes....
I feel like... I know the reason Kev wants to spend an entire weekend in bed with you. It isn't cause of your looks, cause you don't really have good ones, it isn't cause you are intelligent, cause... I mean... hello, we can clearly see you aren't.... so... it must be one of two things, or both of them...
Either you have a really big penis....
OR! you are really good at sex....
Cause... she could do better if she's looking for intelligence and looks. Oh, Please note that I am aware this took a while to write, which was indeed a waste of time, but... I feel as though it was time that was properly used to educate the clearly uneducated.
Sincerely, Silk.
P.S. If there was a reason for the high school to not have been blown up, it would have been because you needed the education.
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Post by Jack on Jan 6, 2012 9:58:45 GMT -8
Dear Autumn, You CLEARLY missed the troll. Regards, Jack. Ps: There is no correct way to spell slang by the very essence of it slang is deliberately miss spelled. As the word "ho" or "hoe" comes from whore, one could assume there are two ways of spelling it. HO removing three letters or HOE removing only two. Both are slang. But for proper spelling in future I shall consult the Urban Dictionary. Actually when I consulted the dictionary mentioned above as you can see for yourself my spelling was accepted. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hoewww.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ho |
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Post by Gabriel Seran on Jan 6, 2012 14:59:30 GMT -8
Dear Ryan,
It seems things have been tough for the both of us. I am thankful that you've given me quite a number of advantages here and there that you seem to think that you live without, though we're each very similar. I thank you for the immense amount of potential you've brought out in me and the confidence to which my actions have instilled in others I hope the same is shared OOC to an extent. I'm glad that you've made me into more of a human and less of a demonic entity though I don't understand why your writing seems to make me out to be such a bad guy. I'm really not quite as sadistic as you make me out to be. Thank you for settling me down even if it is as minuscule as it currently is. Suffice to say I don't think I've got much left in me as far as fighting goes, you've burnt me out and I'm sure the reverse is the same. I feel that you underplay my Intelligence as well as your own, why keep fighting with that kind of brains? I figured you'd make me out to be like Saint at this point and time, it'd only seem logical after all. But that's right you like playing games.
Best regards
Gabriel Seran
Dear Gabriel,
Damn, you're my first creation and I'm so proud of your growth I mean I look back on the shitty times and at this point I don't regret them anymore because the epic tales we've spun certainly overrule them by a long shot. I know you and I have stirred up some conflict both ICly and OOCly but that's all part of who we are; destined for conflict.
With Faith
Ryan
Dear Ryan,
Your fetish for Vampyrism is becoming irritating. I suppose it is your attempt at displaying how sexually frustrated you are despite the fact that you've not had a "sex" thread in over 2 years and any opportunity you do you en up blue ballsing us or lose interest in the thread short of anything going on. So if its not about sex you must just be masochistic. Yup that's what I'm betting on. And I totally don't appreciate being labeled as Gabriel 2.0, not cool.
Waiting till you sleep
Lucas Delacroix
Dear Lucas,
Get over it, its a compliment. I was trying to refurbish my muse for an all power character with the possessiveness to gain strength and seeing as people felt alienated when I had threads with Gabriel due to his massive stats I decided to create you.... and TOTALLY NERF YOUR PHYSICAL STATS AHAHAHAHHAHAHHH (fuck you). Otherwise I was trying to put you into hard mode version of Gabriel hoping that you'd grow to be stronger and earn more esteem. As for the sex threads dealio I delegate my response to a thing Mikey said the other day "It gets boring/too much work" and "There's only so many ways you could say 'looking deeply into her eyes'!" Simply put, I can get enough sex OOC without having to get of IC, so get used to not getting laid. We'll just assume that your Harem gets you off when need be so you don't have a stick up your ass all the time, or you can be pissy and have people hate you. Either way doesn't really affect me.
Best Regards
Your Creator!
Dear Ryan,
Yeahhh boiii before you say TL;DR you need to tap some ass wit me bra, like srsly wut happened to Asher? You were gunna get me sum and just be all like fuck yeah! *indiscriminate pelvic thrusting* Ya get wat Im sayin' ?
-Senior "Adam" Badasssss
Dear Adam'
TL;DR
Your spiteful God
Ryan
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Post by Alexis Seran on Jan 6, 2012 16:03:37 GMT -8
Dear creators... Like... Everyone.
Go ride a bike or something.
Love, Lexi.
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