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Post by Delilah A. Black on Oct 9, 2012 21:05:04 GMT -8
RULES:
- Pick 10 of your OC in any order. If you don’t have 10 characters use canon. - Don't look at the questions while picking the characters!
PICK YOUR VICTIMS!
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
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1. How will [1] describe [6]?
2. [5] and [4] were locked in a closet together. What does [10] see when he/she found them?
3. For whatever reason, [7] decides to kiss [2]. How does [2] react?
4. [2] randomly walks in and sees [9] is at least half naked.
5. What is [3] theme song? Favorite food if [3] doesn’t have theme song.
6. And what is [8] opinion about [3] theme song? If [3] doesn’t have a theme song make [8] eats [3]’s wallet.
7. [5] has a drink in a bar and discovers [10] is a strip dancer.
8. So [5] was completely drunk and wakes up in bed next to… [9] and [1]?!
9. Something exploded and now [2], [6] and [8] is gender bended! How do they react?
10. [1] suddenly feels an urge to chase after unicorns. What do [3] do to help him/her?
11. [4] is getting married to a rainbow dinosaur. How did it happen? Does [7] do anything about it?
12. [8] is being chased by evil toys in a locked toy factory with a pen is his/her only weapon. Does he/she survive through the night?
13. [5], [7] and [10] is having a picnic. Suddenly a giant pink donut falls out from the sky. Which one of them is likely to get hit by it?
14. [8] stole [6] most valuable item (or person). What happen next?
15. [10] found a Death Note! Who die?
16. [1], [2] and [4] are stay in [9]’s house while the house is surrounded by zombies! Wait, what do you mean [1] was bitten by a zombie?
17. [7] found a time machine. What does he/she do?
18. [3], [4] and [5] decided to rob a bank. How does it go?
19. Oh no! [8] was hit by a fire truck! Who (in the list) will be the first one to show up in the hospital?
20. Tag someone? If you don’t do tagging, tell me [6]’s dark secret.
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Post by Delilah A. Black on Oct 9, 2012 23:51:32 GMT -8
PICK YOUR VICTIMS! 1. Talon McCagherty2. Serj Castlereagh3. Sergei Filatyev4. Heather Bonin5. Delilah Black6. Nicolas Bailey7. Cain Howard8. Oliver Pott9. Nigel Wright10. Birch Valiant------------- 1. How will [1] describe [6]? "Uh. Racist." "Okay, one time I called you a 'filthy bog-trotter', ONE TIME.2. [5] and [4] were locked in a closet together. What does [10] see when he/she found them? "Oh-HO~! Miss MILF and the Bleach-Blonde Beach Babe secreted away in a closet for some sexy shenanigans for me to discover in the heat of the moment? Sign me UP!" "FUCK YOU NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN" "Oh, it's not so bad! Here lemme show you..." "GETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMME I'M STRAIGHT." "In the real world, maybe. But in MY head, you're a bi-curious single mom whose sexual appetite just isn't being satisfied by one partner. Enter Birch~."3. For whatever reason, [7] decides to kiss [2]. How does [2] react? "....." "......." "You know, it's my birthday today...." "Fuck. That."4. [2] randomly walks in and sees [9] is at least half naked. -Walks in to the men's changing room, observes Nigel gettin' sudsy in the shower.-
"...Pardon me, but you wouldn't have happened to come from Rwanda with a twin sister, would you?" -slowly turns around to find the impeccably dressed man standing behind him and watching him bathe- "...uh...I was born here." "Ah. I see. Well, my mistake. Don't forget to wash behind your ears, my dear." -Walks out of the change room whistling- "=__O"5. What is [3] theme song? Favorite food if [3] doesn’t have theme song. "Beets." "...Beets?" "Da. BEETS."6. And what is [8] opinion about [3] theme song? If [3] doesn’t have a theme song make [8] eats [3]’s wallet. "You're sure leather tastes like real beef, Birch-san?" "Of course! It's cow, ain't it? Now, here comes the choo choo--" -Delilah, looming in the doorway-
This better not be what I think it is." -Stands there for a moment looking like a deer in headlights before running away and crashing through a window to escape-7. [5] has a drink in a bar and discovers [10] is a strip dancer. "...not surprising." "Aw right, free lap dance for De-lie-luuuuh~" "No." "C'moooon, I'll dance to 'Sexy and I know it'." "Still no." "I'll let you pet my Fuzz Buster~" "N-...wait, what?!" "HEY BOSS, I'M TAKING MY BREAK SO I CAN FUCK THIS BITCH IS THAT OKAY?? -Slaughters him-8. So [5] was completely drunk and wakes up in bed next to… [9] and [1]?! "Caaaalllleeeed iiiiitttt~"
-wakes up and looks around to find herself in bed with Nigel and Talon, obviously mortified- -smirks- "I knew this would happen eventually. " "Speak for yourself. I did not see that one coming." "Neither did she!" -Nigel and Talon both high-five- "Enjoyed yourselves then, did you?" "Yeah, it wasn't bad--""YES." "Good. Now you can die happy." -Horrific screaming ensues moments later-9. Something exploded and now [2], [6] and [8] is gender bended! How do they react? -looks down at self- "My, my, this is an interesting turn of events, isn't it?" "Holy crap, dude, you are one ugly ass chick." "You're one to talk: you look like a fourteen year old boy with too much estrogen." "Yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you, perv?" "Oh, please. Unappealing as I am, I'm still way out of your league."
-Meanwhile, Oliver is the cutest little mismatched eyed girl in the world-10. [1] suddenly feels an urge to chase after unicorns. What do [3] do to help him/her? "Nichego <nothing>" ";A;"11. [4] is getting married to a rainbow dinosaur. How did it happen? Does [7] do anything about it? "We met online! I've always wanted to have dinosaur babies, AND he's my favourite color! What do you think, Cainy?" "Er...Yeah, good luck with that."12. [8] is being chased by evil toys in a locked toy factory with a pen is his/her only weapon. Does he/she survive through the night? "Damn right he will. This is my son we're talking about, remember?" "Mama, look! I killed all the bad guys, JUST LIKE YOOOOU." -wipes away tear of pride-13. [5], [7] and [10] is having a picnic. Suddenly a giant pink donut falls out from the sky. Which one of them is likely to get hit by it? "Birch." "Birch." "I don't think you can vote for this sort of thi--" -crushed by the doughnut- "...Champange?" "Please."14. [8] stole [6] most valuable item (or person). What happen next? "Mama, look what I found!!" -holds a [CENSORED OBJECT] up for her to see- "O__O WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU GET THAT?!" "From Nick-san's room! What is it?" "Give it here please, Oliver." "But what IS--" "GIVE IT HERE!"15. [10] found a Death Note! Who die? "...Well, Barker pretty much took care of that for me, so I guess I'll just use this for my journal."
Dear Diary,
Today was a neat day. I got laid four times and no one's boyfriend caught me. I caught MILF and BBBB making out in the closet and they asked me to join them on the condition I keep their dirty little secret. But I can't keep anything from you Diary!
Also, it was meatloaf night in the mess hall today. Sweet/.
Love, Jack Hammer (That's my stripper name!) [/blockquote][/size] 16. [1], [2] and [4] are stay in [9]’s house while the house is surrounded by zombies! Wait, what do you mean [1] was bitten by a zombie? "Fuuuuuck." "EEEEEE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, TALON'S GONNA KILL US, SOMEONE HEEEEELP!!" -Kill's Talon.- "Oh, THANKYOUTHANKYOU, WE'RE SAVED, THANK YOU SO MUCH!" "No trouble, my dear. I'm really only keeping you alive so that you can sustain my life force anyway." "...." "=D"17. [7] found a time machine. What does he/she do? "I would go back in time to listen to Marilyn Monroe sing. And then bang her if possible.
"...What? That woman is still the hottest thing ever, I don't care how long she's been dead for."18. [3], [4] and [5] decided to rob a bank. How does it go? "Well enough." "This is because we leave stupid girl in car." "WHY DIDN'T YOU ROLL DOWN A WINDOW BEFORE YOU LEFT?!"19. Oh no! [8] was hit by a fire truck! Who (in the list) will be the first one to show up in the hospital? "Well, it would have probably been Delilah, seeing as it's her son and all, but she ain't here yet." "She's busy lynching the guy who hit him. With his own intestines." "...I see." "Probably should have anticipated that." "Probably..."20. Tag someone? If you don’t do tagging, tell me [6]’s dark secret. "FUCK THAT NOISE." "You know, we really don't know that much about you. This might be good for the people interested in knowing a bit more about you." "FUCK YOU, BOG-SWOGGLER." "That's twice now." "GUYS GUYS I HAVE IT! I FOUND IT ONLINE!" "SHITSHITSHITNOOOO" "Someone hold him down, please?" "On it." "Let's put it up on the projector!" -THRASHES- "Aaaaand we're hooked up! Here we go!" "NONONONONOOOO!"--> 'Nick' Dancing to Britney Spears' 'Toxic'<-- Disclaimer: No offense is directed or intended towards the gay/lesbian community by my including the video in this post. It just fit my character perfectly, and no insult is meant to those with that sexual predisposition or to anyone else who might find it offensive. It is also not intended to make fun of those portrayed in the video.
Just making sure you know.
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PLAYED BY Shugo
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Post by Date Masamune™ on Oct 10, 2012 15:55:05 GMT -8
1. Shugo Yuy 2. Tai Yuy 3. Shouichi Kanoe 4. Shinn Asuka 5. Sol Hart 6. Kazuki 7. Seth Yamato 8. Arose Yamato 9. Jeeves the Butler 10. Rush the Dog
1. How will [1] describe [6]? "Needs more commitment to training."
2. [5] and [4] were locked in a closet together. What does [10] see when he/she found them? Sol raping Shinn because he thinks Shinn's a girl.
3. For whatever reason, [7] decides to kiss [2]. How does [2] react? "ds;fsjalf;dsajw Wh-wh-wh-what?!!! Uh.. Sempai.. That was... so sudden but.. uh.. I Uh.. I'm sorry but I.. kind of having feelings for uh.. your little sister..? *run away*"
4. [2] randomly walks in and sees [9] is at least half naked. "JEEVES PUT SOME PANTS ON! *run away*"
5. What is [3] theme song? Favorite food if [3] doesn’t have theme song. Shouichi's favorite food is all food.
6. And what is [8] opinion about [3] theme song? If [3] doesn’t have a theme song make [8] eats [3]’s wallet. Shouichi doesn't have a wallet. He'd need money to have one of those.
7. [5] has a drink in a bar and discovers [10] is a strip dancer. "OH YAH BABY! YOU TAKE THAT COLLAR OFF."
8. So [5] was completely drunk and wakes up in bed next to… [9] and [1]?! Sol: I'm not usually one for male three ways. But hey. We can do it. *takes of underwear* Jeeves: I do believe I hear my mother calling me. *disappear* Shugo: ......We never speak of this again. This never happened. Sol: BUT MY BODY IS READY!
9. Something exploded and now [2], [6] and [8] is gender bended! How do they react? Tai: Oh... now I'm going to be made fun of even more... Arose: Oh please Tai. They can't make fun of you for what you are now. Also. Now I can have lesbian sex with my wife. Kazuki: Hmm... *writes fanfics about genderbends and hits on lesbians*
10. [1] suddenly feels an urge to chase after unicorns. What do [3] do to help him/her? Shouichi: NOW WE CAN FINALLY SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER AS BROTHERS!
11. [4] is getting married to a rainbow dinosaur. How did it happen? Does [7] do anything about it? Shinn's Master is forcing him to get into furries. No fucks were given that day by Seth.
12. [8] is being chased by evil toys in a locked toy factory with a pen is his/her only weapon. Does he/she survive through the night? Arose: "Please I thrive on danger." They all went to his funeral the next day.
13. [5], [7] and [10] is having a picnic. Suddenly a giant pink donut falls out from the sky. Which one of them is likely to get hit by it? Either Sol because he would want to hug it. Or Rush's mouth because he would catch and eat it.
14. [8] stole [6] most valuable item (or person). What happen next? Kazuki: "It's quite simple. We kill the Arose. I'm sure his wife won't mind. She hates him anyways." Arose: "...You do realize I only took your notebook because you were too busy writing your little stories to pay attention in class." Kazuki: "IS THIS NOT ENGLISH CLASS?! I DEMAND TO BE ALLOWED TO WRITE WHATEVER I PLEASE.... IN ENGLISH!"
15. [10] found a Death Note! Who die? Everyone. Whose name sort of resembles a paw.
16. [1], [2] and [4] are stay in [9]’s house while the house is surrounded by zombies! Wait, what do you mean [1] was bitten by a zombie? Shugo: "Jeeves you have a house?" Tai: "Yah. I just assumed you only had your bedroom at my place since you're our butler and all." Shinn: "You've been bitten Shugo. I think that's a bit more important." Shugo: "Ehhh. It's just a flesh wound." Tai: "Well actually they ripped a good chunk of your arm off." Shugo: "Fine. If you wanna be babies about it. I guess if you guys really want we should probably kill m-" Shinn: *shoots him in the head* "What? He said to do it."
17. [7] found a time machine. What does he/she do? Seth: "Go back and time and make sure I never meet my wife -_-"
18. [3], [4] and [5] decided to rob a bank. How does it go? Shinn: "I AM AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN I WILL NOT DO THIS!" Sol: "God you're giving me wood...." Shouichi: "Okay. I'll go get the money you guys get the getaway car ready." Sol: "Righttt. You do that. *after Shouichi leaves starts unbuckling belt and looks at Shinn* Mmmm.... Who's your daddy?" Shinn: "...I need an adult..?" Sol: "I AM AN ADULT!"
19. Oh no! [8] was hit by a fire truck! Who (in the list) will be the first one to show up in the hospital? Seth: "Is he dead? No? Then why do I care?"
20. Tag someone? If you don’t do tagging, tell me [6]’s dark secret. Shugo: "Kazuki wears glasses but doesn't need them. He wears them because he pretends to be smart even though he's just as stupid as Shouichi -_-"
Kazuki and Shouichi: "HEY. I'M NOT AS STUPID AS HIM!"
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