Better Than Cherry Bombs (Open)

[Tina Bennet]

It was the ultimate stealth mission: follow the rumors about a hidden wonder inside one of the rooms inside cabal.  She'd heard of them before, of course - Tina wasn't a barbarian - but actually seeing one for herself was something else.  So with swift feet and silent smirk, the lanky blonde crept towards her target.  The mental narration was worthy of a novel as she came closer, ducking around a corner as someone came through the doorway, oblivious to the fact that they blocked her from her prey.  She leaned around the corner, hoping to get a better view, but the door swung shut with only the promised knowledge when she cleared the traps and guards.  Her bright eyes narrowed as she glared at the man who got in her way, but turned back to her real task.  She'd talk to the old guy later.

"And so, with the last guard oblivious and her path clear, the hero makes a break for it.  Today, the truth shall be known."  As she spoke, she sprinted down the rest of the hall, raising a hand with a war cry as she shoved the door open and came to a halt just inside the boys bathroom, scanning it for her target.  At last, a shiny white seat came into view, hanging precariously against a wall.

"Target sited."  Closer still, three of them all in a row.  Little thrones with little round blue things inside them that looked like filters.  Her nose wrinkled at the scent as she circled around the urinal like a vulture, tapping her chin with a finger and a thoughtful "hmm" as she contemplated what to do next.  How did boys use it, and why?  Why didn't they have any in the girl's bathrooms?  It seemed simple enough, it just lacked a lid.

"Heh."  It was time to see what this was all about.  Hoisting herself up, Tina proceeded to do her thing, humming a little melody to herself as she waited for the magic to happen, the thing that made these things so amazing.  What wonders of the universe were waiting?

None. 

"Ugh!"  Hopping down, she smoothed her skirt and glared at the offensive wall-chair...thing.  "What IS THIS?"  Now she had a wet, cold butt, too!  What the hell?!  There was nothing cool about this!  Slamming both hands against the offensive urinal, and following up on the others, Tina unleashed her fury and disappointment on the plumbing.

"IT'S ALL A LIE!!!" 

[Mathew Amtrum]

Well, it had been an uneventful day for him. Uneventful and unproductive. The last place he expected that to change was in the washroom. And yet there it happened, he'd simply finished his business when the tiny little girl wandered in. Seemingly unaware of him washing his hands as she made her beeline for the urinals. A slow raising of his eyebrow was the only change as he watched her squat down on the urinal, like something out of a sitcom from his youth.

And then obviously distraught over the experience the little girl proceeded to blow up the toilet! He'd bring an arm up to shield his face from the little shards of debris that flew from the explosion.

"I believe it said this was the Men's room. You must have misread."

Because that was the obvious implication. That she'd misread the sign and thought this was the women's room.

[Tina Bennet]

Tina whirled on the voice, eyes wide and slightly twitching with outrage. She raised an arm for the remaining debris to avoid her face and stamped her foot, already a splashing sound beneath her shoe as water sprayed out from a now broken broken pipe head.

"Well, DUH! Do you think we have these...these...ABOMINATIONS in the girl's room?!" That had absolutely nothing with this! Adults were so dumb sometimes. "The hell's supposed to be so special about these things, anyway?"

[Mathew Amtrum]

"We pee in them... You sat in Urine."

[Tina Bennet]

This time there was DEFINITELY an eye twitch. More than one in rapid succession as Tina stared at this ridiculously tall JERK who had to MAKE THINGS WORSE.

She sat. In. Pee.

"LIES." Pointing a dramatic finger at him, she took a step back. "People do not randomly stand around without stalls! Or something! You might as well have AFTERNOON TEA OR SOMETHING."

[Mathew Amtrum]

"Men do."

There were rules and customs to the urinal. But the fact remained that they did indeed stand there in pee in them. He'd turn the water off and proceed to dry his hands, the girl would have to come to terms with the fact that she sat in pee for... whatever reason. She was a curiosity, a momentary distraction, but she was far to young to be the one he sought.

[Tina Bennet]

"YOUR FACE DOES. What are you, uncivilized freaks?" This was beyond ridiculous. What was wrong with boys?! No wonder they were gross!!

And she needed a shower. Just. EW.

[Dominick King]

"Gottagogottago!", Dominick would chant as he took off, shouldering and dodging through the crowd of students in a rush. He received more than a few dirty looks but being polite was the last thing on his mind. He had to go -- bad. At a sprint, he'd take a flying leap kicking open the door as it quickly swung open and slammed into the wall loudly, marking his entrance. Suddenly he was stopped in his tracks by an . . . interesting sight. "What the actual fuck.", Dominick muttered in a low, almost disbelieving tone as he walked towards the two people there.

The older one he assumed was part of the faculty, and next to him was an extremely young looking girl he couldn't imagine was older than 12. Eyes drifting, he noted her wet skirt, and the large puddles of water near the urinals. There was a slight pause as he did some mental gymnastics, trying to figure out what exactly was going on before his face broke into a smirk as he tried in vain to fight back laughter.

[Mathew Amtrum]

"It would appear this particular bathroom is popular this time of day."

It must be the tuna casserole. Or the meat surprise. He heard tale that the surprise was the meat was Qi Beast. Though that was little more than a rumor. He suspected something as exotic as that would hardly end up in the slop that the mess hall served. Or it would at least be better prepared.

"Lucky for you she only destroyed one of the urinals I suppose."

[Tina Bennet]

Two urinals, as it would turn out! The others were spared her wrath thanks to Eric's commentary. The downside was that he was not proving adults knew what they were talking about, but in the case of young girl vs. urinals, it may have been a lost cause from the start.

"Boys are SO gross." Tina scowled as she waved her arms around the destruction, hand smacking against the stall face without a care.

And then came the dude with the pink hair, staring like this was supposed to be entertainment She heard that snicker, oh yes, and she turned on him the moment it reached her ears with a sharp glare.

"This isn't a peep show, CREEPER! I'M UNDER AGE!!"

[Dominick King]

"Creeper? Jit', trust me I don't want to see whatever it is you've got going on.", Dominick would reply, before finally breaking down and succumbing to laughter. His arms clenched around his sides, he'd lean against the wall barely managing to keep on his feet. After his laughter died down slightly, he would turn to look towards Eric.

"Y-You're the adult here right? Can't you handle her?" He'd clench a hand over his stomach, his need to use the bathroom definitely still a pressing issue.

He considered using the stalls . . . but that was just weird, and he definitely wasn't very trusting of little miss urinal to not try something.

[Mathew Amtrum]

"I don't see how my age would give me responsibility for the child. If she is old enough to create explosions, I'm sure she is old enough to see herself out."

Eric would attempt to slide between the two youngsters and exit. He'd done his business and he could leave the explosive little girl to the young man with the bladder issue.

[Tina Bennet]

Tina's eyes visibly twitched in a rapid stacatto as she was dismissed, nose wrinking as she sneed at the pink-haired boy.

"I do not need a babysitter." She eyed first Dominick, then Eric as though measuring them up. Given the look on her face and the sniff, neither matched up to what she expected. She jammed a finger at Eric with a nod as she glared at the younger man.

"HE gets is. You're more pathetic than someone's old grandma. At least she'd have spunk." She waved them both off and made her way to the door with as much dignity as an insulted teenager could muster, slamming the door open with one hand and trying to duck in front of Eric as she left. The myster was nothing but a bust.

"Later, LOSERS."

/exit

Qi Uses: 1/5
(The door to the men's room will explode in the net round of posts)

[Dominick King]

Rolling his eyes at the girls insults, he gave a small wave as she began to leave. "See ya! Hope you find some other urinals to play in!" Turning to one of the few not ruined urinals, he began to unzip to do his 'business', when suddenly an explosion sounded -- a final farewell from Tina. If anyone was near the entrance to the now destroyed door of the bathroom, they'd hear a sudden shout. "JESUS!"

/exit