Fu** Your Couch

[Lucifer]

There was screaming in the distance as the red alert lights came on and sirens blared through the halls. A moment later John's hammer would crash through the wall with a guard holding on to it, slamming into John at full force!

[Rhona Hall]

"I'm already in here I am not the one I'm worried--!" The wall busted through and she jumped from her seat and still chained to the table she did her best to dodge what debris she could.

[John]

John's eyes would go wide as he attempted to dive out of the way.

"Come on, you were playing with it?"

[Lucifer]

Unfortunately, the guy was out cold having smashed through a wall. But he does have his hammer now!

"I'm gonna need you to lay the weapon down and drop to your knees."

'Toons' would say as he reached for his belt to draw out an electrified baton.

[Rhona Hall]

She tugged at her chains testing them wondering if she could break them. If she could she'd give this toon a firm fist to the solar plexus. It was too late to turn back now. With either the idea they needed to secure her to keep her from others or they will think she planned this with him and needed to better secure her still.

If she was in here much longer she feared it was going to kill her, one way or another.

That being the case she was going down swinging with her partner!

[John]

John would look at Toons and tilt his head a bit.

"Come on Toons. I'm a God... You really want me to drop the hammer?"

John would say raising the hammer a bit over his head.

"Cause I can only do that four times."

[Lucifer]

Her chains were secure with her in a weakened state! Though John's only been in the field for a little bit so he could probably break them with his hammer.

"Wouldn't be the first God to fall."

He'd say as his arm moved to his holster to draw his extending baton, quickly closing the distance between him and John and slamming the baton toward his crotch, electricity sparking from the contraption

"How's your weiner by the way?"

"Toons stats"

Atk: 50
Def: 40
Spd: 40
Per: 30
Eng: 20

[John]

The electric baton to the crotch did come as a surprise, mostly because of how fast Toons was. After that it was based on how hard Toons could hit, which threw John back from the impact. He had a gaping mouth for a few seconds as saliva fell on the floor in a string. After being able to breath again John would speak.

"Fine... Thanks for asking."

He wasn't fine, but he would deal. Standing up he would strike his pants, his chest, his arms, and his head with the hammer, spinning it around before raising it to smash Rhona's chains.

Atk: 25 (45)
Def: 20 (47)
Spd: 25 (36)
Per: 22 (26)
Eng: 30 (39)

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Hephaestus Hammer: +6 Atk, +3 Spd, +3 Eng
Description: John's hammer is a formed solid hunk of steel. It's three foot handle is only offset by the lump of metal on one end rounded and flattened for maximum blunt force trauma. Can return to his hand by will.
Ability: Four times a thread John can hit an object with this hammer turning it into a temporary item that gives +8 to a single stat. Items created this way lose their bonuses at the end of the thread.
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[Rhona Hall]

That made her shudder and she didn't even have the same equipment. She grimaced seeing her partner in such agony.

"I'll be damned Officer Johnson... Thats worse than the death penalty man." she said while John was gearing up amd as he brought the hammer down towards Rhona's hands she actively moved her hands so he'd get a clear shot.

[Lucifer]

"Nothing personal. Just my job."

He'd snap something on his wrist before whipping his arm at Rhona, the electric Baton flying at her before retracting to his hand whether or not it made contact. It was connected by a metal wire it would seem.

[Rhona Hall]

Te strain she put on the chains and their release she would fall back and land low in an attempt to dodge toons.

"Oh I get it and any other day I might just help you... But I trust my partner over there." she grinned coyly.

[John]

John would rush forth before hurling that fucking hammer at Toons before reaching him to make an opening.

[Lucifer]

"Proven them right about you then."

He'd grunt as he dipped down, sweeping his baton out to try and hook around the charging John's feet and pull back on the cord to pull John's feet out from under him.

[Rhona Hall]

Rhona had one question to him.

"Who?"

[John]

The sweep would cause John to step too wide doing the splits.

"Oh my John Thomas!"

He'd let out before rolling to his right on his back and over holding a hand out to call for his hammer for protection while he got over the repeated groin injury.

"He keeps hurting my nuts... Why... Why does he keep hurting my nuts?"